virgin heart.

i have this old old friend that i knew long time back. well, he has been decent and a very nice, sweet person. so he finally confessed who he likes after bugging him for quite some time. it's not possible to NOT like anyone right? i am sure you have someone that you like/prefer even if you're single. so i finally managed to dig out his deep dark secret and found out who he likes.

after several times of asking him to ask her out for a drink or something, he finally did it. and the girl agreed also for the date, claiming "you asked politely, so yeah, ok". wtf. damn bitchy right? i thought words like this only come out from me.

so you might think the bitchy-nest ends there but there was actually more to come. she actually ditched my friend  and kept him waiting like a lil excited boy waiting for mummy to buy him his fav ice cream. turn out, the ice cream was bitter. ish. all crushed and disappointed, the girl offered another date the next day as an apology. and again, the virgin's heart is broken and with no news heard.

being all emo, he decided to send her a msg which has a lil of sarcasm and finally they arranged for the third date.

it all happened like that on the third date. so the msg was sent via facebook. she replied the next day. he saw the notification on the msg icon and was all excited thinking that it was from her. he hesitated to check cause he takut lar. u know, later not from her, he'll be all emo and sad again, virgin heart wert. who can take rejection for three times consecutively. after arguing with him for two hours? he finally checked the msg via his cell. you have no idea how many times he had his phone by the hand, so tempted to check but was so scared. it was damn funny.

and so they were set to meet at destination A. i sent him there. and he was again, so scared to call her to tell her he reach already. i think i wasted 20 minutes in the car to convince him and to lend him the balls he needed to make the phone call. and this is the funniest part of all. haha.

this friend of mine, he's quite dark. so, can u imagine him being all shy and BLUSHING? hahaha. omg! he blushed and was so nervous when talking on the phone with her. you can literally see it in his dark complexion. haha. it was just so hilarious. i tried so hard to control my laughter in the car while he was talking to her and when he hung up, i couldn't help it but burst out laughing hysterically. haha. do you know what he said in the car before calling her?

'eh i look ok a not? do i need to change my clothes?'

'eh, can u walk me in and see if everything's ok'

'eh, can u sit somewhere near to me when i'm having the date with her so that if i behave wrongly you can text me and tell me?'

'eh, lets just go back now lar, screw it. i'm scared'

'eh, cannot lar, i cannot do it'

so many eh's and rubbish and in the end, they went out for the date and it lasted for hours, thanks to me! haha. you owe me one if you ever read this. you know who you are!

p/s: it's not funny actually if you're reading this but for i encounter this myself, i find it so funny that i'll still laugh thinking about it right now.



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